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Be nice to nerds.
Chances are you'll end up working for one.
-- Bill Gates
I always advise people never to give advice.
-- P. G. Wodehouse
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
-- Robert Paul
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man
doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire
Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.
-- Richard Nixon |
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